i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing
Happy Roald Dahl Day! I’m grateful for the stores, insight & humor he brought to our lives. You can get free shipping on my Roald Dahl print through tomorrow!
Jacob took me to First Watch this morning & in return I gave him my napkin holder as a token of my appreciation. He looked up at me and said,”I’m not sure that’s saying much from a woman who just chose to eat turkey sausage instead of bacon.” #lol
So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend
I am not the only one in this house who loves kitschy stuff. Jacob came back from Czech with these @stlouisblues nesting dolls. The tiny, tiny one is Backes. Cracks me up.